Important Recall Notice...
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in
the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to malfunction in the original prototype units code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential
Internal
Non-morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct this S.I.N. defect.
The assigned Repair Technician, ( JESUS ) , has most generously offered to bear the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.
The number to call in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N.
through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, JESUS, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, God thru his Son JESUS
will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. , for further details on
the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers
and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter into the Kingdom , so as
to prevent contamination of that facility.
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important recall notice !!!
"Choices not chances, determine destiny.
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